We’ve all been following Trump’s rise with bated breath. Scanning the news headlines (“Donald Trump: Women who abort should be punished”), we might come to feel that if Trump were to be elected, we’d need to get even further away.
Thankfully, Groupon, in partnership with Majestic Trans-Pacific, are offering the chance to retreat to a beautiful, appropriately remote, island for the four years that would make up Trump’s presidential term, with all expenses paid. Winners of the ballot will get the chance to hide out in a ‘luxury dwelling’, and relax on white-sand beaches, completely disconnected from the outside world.
But be quick! The ballot closes tonight, midnight AEDT, on April 1st.
Click here for more information on how to enter.
Of course this was an April Fool’s promotion from Groupon… but we couldn’t resist joining in on the fun…
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